Robots

I never expect anyone to send me any comments on this blog being as how most everyone that reads this knows me directly and thus can harass me directly, but lately I've gotten a couple of odd replies that could in no way be sent to me by intelligent human beings. Take the Motorstorm review below, where I made jokes about a mad scientist using global warming to take over the world. I was met with this response.

I'm Hernadi-Key said...

i'm very interest with your information,

i've a lot of article about global warming

come on join with us to fight GLOBAL WARMING

we can exchange link for it..

*not posting the link again. not interested in clicking on it either*

I bet you are interested sir, to find out what I know about global warming. Go ask Dr. Nofunhowser about his scheme, and if he's like any good supervillain, he'll explain the whole thing right to your face after he's kidnapped you in an easily escapeable deathtrap prison.

Even more absurd was the robot-post I got for fucking Metal Gear Solid 4, a game about a senior soldier who fights giant robots and is wrapped in multiple conspiracies involving nanomachines, computers controlling the world and a hand that possesses people.

Hello, looking on Google for Snake wine information I found your website, do you have anything more posted here related to Snake wine liquor ?
Snake wine is shown there:
*link removed again, but man that domain name sounds dumb*

Thanks a lot for your help.



You, fucking, bot!

Lets do an experiment. Lets post some common search topics and see if I can get anymore of these robot responses.

Global Warming

Barack Obama

York University Strike

Britney Spears

Recession

Oscars

Animal rights

Boston Celtics

UFC

Terrell Owens

Snake Wine

Bear Wine

Spyware

XXX

Porn

Barely Legal Porn

Man on Man Porn

Terrorism

How to make a bomb

Wii Music

BCE

Persian Wife Finder (Thanks, Jim Carrey)

Guns

Bigger Guns

America

Anti-Americans

Torrent files

Piracy

MP3s

Napster

Facebook

Spyware on Facebook

Auto-Tune

A positive review for "Chinese Democracy" by Guns 'n Roses (hmm, I guess Google can only do so much)

Youtube

The Flintstones cigarette commercial on Youtube

Auto-posting robots

This thing should be flooded with responses in no time.